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DeletedUser

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I got this from my tribe in W13.

This happened over the course of two days:


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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
hello friend. you are nearby and very strong our tribes have alliance, can you help me clear {Village Withheld}.

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Uhh, I checked, we aren't allies. But I can help you clear it.

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
i know

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Know what?

after no response for an hour


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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
What did you know already? You still want me to clear that village for you?

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
i know that we are not allies

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Oh.

Wait what? Why did you say we were allies then?

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
I dunno

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Your strange, and kind of creepy. What village did you want me to clear and how far have you gone? Do you have any scout reports?

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
{Village}. scout reports?

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Scouts... the white horsies.

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
O ya, and no.

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Ok, so let me get this straight. You message me because I am strong and pretend I am your ally in hopes of me thinking its right and helping you clear a village that you haven't even bothered to scout?

He reads it, doesn't reply til next day.


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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
scout?

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
The goddamn white horses!

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
o ya. i don't have any

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
2000+ points and no stables?

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
i have the stables and the horses are useless. No damage, die too much

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
I cleared it for you. Are you gonna noble it?

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
noble?

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Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Woah, woah, woah. You made me clear that village and you are not gonna even noble it? Why did you want me to clear it then?!?!

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Originally Posted by ID Withheld
so i can scout
 

DeletedUser

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LOL

How about this one

Evaluation program disse:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

...and the ones that pass Super High Intensity Training get the new Super High Intensity Training Honorary Education And Development AWARD

S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D AWARD...
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:cool:
 

DeletedUser

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ROTFIMAO...both are really awesome. Today i was needed a laugh, and i did it a lot. Keep up the good work and send some more if you find them.
 

DeletedUser

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LOOOL
i had read that alreadyXD
i think it was somewhere in TeachU forums in world 13 if im not wrong... i can't remember the tribe neither the world i was in when i read that
 
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DeletedUser

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moorul disse:
I got this from my tribe in W13.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lokodemon
I cleared it for you. Are you gonna noble it?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ID Withheld
noble?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lokodemon
Woah, woah, woah. You made me clear that village and you are not gonna even noble it? Why did you want me to clear it then?!?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ID Withheld
so i can scout
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LOL
God bless the n00b
 
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